i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this
if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen
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my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time
“not adhd but-”
People who just go “ugh nevermind” are the bane of my existence
Reposting again because some people just don’t seem to get the message
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reblog this cursed knowledge to grant me permission to steal your kneecaps in the middle of the night on january second
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as your girlfriend
- theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- aLwaYs
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone